i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison that rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape???
Finally someone said it.
I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes
why do people even talk to me literally all i reply with is omg
I am not anti-social, I am selectively social.
- Parent: Why don't you come socialize with the family?
- Me: *sits with family*
- Me: *gets insulted by entire family*
- Me: *goes back to bedroom*
i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice
*wakes up from coma* “tell me I dont have a unibrow”